Stare out cat door then go back inside proudly present butt to human and snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep dream about hunting birds but sleep on my human's head.
01
Lick arm hair. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws is good you understand your place in my world meowwww.
02
Make it to the carpet before I vomit mmmmmm. I like cats because they are fat and fluffy dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room.
03
Lick arm hair. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws is good you understand your place in my world.
04
Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason flop over, yet relentlessly pursues.